And that's great. My stand on cars is well established quite pro and when it comes to sex, I can't think of a more enjoyable way to get the maximum genetic diversity to my offspring. Plus, it gives my genitals something to do other than pee all the time, which any old stupid catheter could do, and probably better. Plus, with many folks temporarily relocated to family members' houses this time of year, the idea of sex in a car may be sounding more appealing than usual. So, with that in mind, we decided a practical, honest, and useful Jalopnik Sex In Cars Guide was just what everyone needs.
The 6 Best Car Sex Positions
I'M TOO SEXY - I'M TOO SEXY LYRICS
Plus, it gives my genitals something to do other than pee all the time, which any old stupid catheter could do, and probably better. So, with that in mind, we decided a practical, honest, and useful Jalopnik Sex In Cars Guide was just what everyone needs. At all. This guide is for around two consenting adults of any gender, gender identity, combination of genders, identities, genitals, orifices, what have you. So have at it. First, I do the graphics and diagrams, so the other Jalops handed this one to me for that reason.
Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy Lyrics
When I kissed high school goodbye, I thought my days of car sex were finally behind me. I thought I'd be able to bring a lover back to my "cool" college dorm room, littered with dreamcatchers and unframed posters of Bob Marley. No longer would my 6'4'' Gumby-like frame need to fold down the backseats of my mom's Prius to awkwardly enter my girlfriend while one leg dangled in the passenger's seat. I was young, foolish, and oh-so-very wrong.
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